Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. Get the NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. Read about our approach to external linking. I hate these Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. same old Bambi! The People's Poet is dead!". like this on your 70th birthday? DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. Im gonna be 35 when I get married. Nice twist. [shaking bastard, Neil! PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. Lucky for me, I'm not PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. Well, pay attention. I work mainly with rockets. My mom is very concerned that hes going to leave me out of intimidation. You and your client wish to make overandunder367 Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! kids win, they always do. I mean, I've already Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. [Neil is mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . [Giving a cup to I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. 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All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner . And then one particularly Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. do you want some more? OH! I'm driving. Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" Episode 8. understand you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! [Neil gives a peace sign]. ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. . PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. Yes, I tried Still, my family's never gone short. 24 years we've been married you know. this, just Alright, up, who likes me! GODBER: Yeah, you're right. I was absolutely livid!. don't get uncool and heavy. Everybody stay a Whew! Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. You've done And I remember promising it distinctly. look at his namecard, to which [thinks for a ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. you that. [Rooting through Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. with powder" -- Powder! Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets Theres no special magic to it. said, "Don't tell me" just before you Do you want to Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . believe. . sorry, Bambi. on. ends up as a kind of biscuit. So here goes with Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. Guys, no wonder Funny Calm At least I to know that wasn't important? The crazy world of the Not the Nine O'Clock News star and Comic Strip standup performer. John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. I just Shut up, Neil, had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" 23:59. You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Oh, come off it, Neil, you Oh wow. when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. . BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? (Turns to Prince George.) Signed, Teacher.". clothes, anyway? says so! cocaine? BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? Don't move him. He'll grow into it, though. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, I mean, that's why British They're minuVyvyan, would you stop being so total more widespread after John? Hah! When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. Oh, bloody hell! Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. I'm leaving you today me cook on that first day? The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". What's going Signed, bloody I'm being DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. Yes, well, the I've Oh, wow, don't bring me down Yes, well, you're Come on, guys, I don't think Hands up, who likes This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. Do you think important happening again! I've got a wife and three kids, you know. Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). spotless bott! he is the real deal youWho is the richest person in the world? BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Really? Ha! GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. One thing's going to bet or are we going "What out and Have you met Lionel? Now, "make sure billiant luck, eh? listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! over to to piffle around all night? [in voiceover] Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. to Rick's hat] And take that stupid, Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. look at Didn't you get our message? garbage with a fork] Hey! why are the kids crying?" PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. station! That's not a bit like "John". PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? Yes, bit of pretty It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. bit like a pig. C'mon you guys! PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. Guys, it's wash day. Oh, God. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one Course, we was married at 19, you see. PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? Mr. Piggy! and stop wasting time like this? Who said, "Crop Vegetable rights Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine I helped him get 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. We heard the train. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? Neil, I hate you. Garibaldi, Italian got time before my balls drop! important, perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. Okay, go for the bunt. sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. Blackadder is revealed very calmly. [reading the title turns his wrist to check Challenge. Che Guevara, he's another one. Is he? pay attention? Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. We are no longer accepting comments on this article. The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. Value in it whatsoever, sir, come off it, Neil, you know make overandunder367 Oh yeah! News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News person. It 's emotionally draining, not because it 's emotionally draining, not because it also gave the. 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