[70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. Keep an eye on your inbox. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. Oh God Not Again! Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. "Well at least we know Potter's an . InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Harry didnt want to react this way. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. AU. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. 1. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Please consider turning it on! [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. - " --", . Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. Write as much as you can. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. And also all four of them together. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. [44], So! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. Please consider turning it on! He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. There will be many of both. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. You've been stealing! A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. 7. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. P.S. 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